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I love cats quite possibly more than anything else in the world. If money weren't an issue, I'd open a giant, sprawling cat sanctuary and save every cat.


Milkshake

I adopted Milkshake in 2014. I was originally going to adopt another cat, but after the neuter, the cat escaped from the carrier and was never found. It was a horrible experience, but I am glad, at least, that it led me to Milky.
Nicknames
Milky, Milkaroo, Milkaroni, Mj├Ârk

Likes
pets, giving bumps, getting butt spanks, treats

Alignment
lawful good

Special Features
soft white underbelly, dark spot on nose, orange spot on back right leg, ear tip fluff

Dessert-a-like
caramel macchiato, tres leches


Bean

I adopted Bean on Memorial Day weekend in 2020. I found him at a "kitten-palooza" same-day adoption event. He was one of the first cats when I walked into the room and he stuck his paw out of the cage to try and grab me and I knew it was love.
Nicknames
Nillabean, Bingus, Bingie, Bongus

Likes
eating, zooming, climbing, causing trouble

Alignment
chaotic neutral

Special Features
large fish eyes, tiny empty skull, silky smooth fur, pink nosy

Dessert-a-like
black and white cookies, oreos

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